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Sarah Palin is Confused

June 25, 2010

It seems indisputable that most, if not all, of the Facebook notes pseudo-politician Sarah Palin posts are written by surrogates. So where can we turn if we wish to get a glimpse of the real Sarah? Twitter. I am convinced that Mrs. Palin writes all her own tweets. They are just so poorly constructed in both thought and style, that it seems obvious we’re viewing the real deal. Case in point:

Tweet from @SarahPalinUSAClassic Sarah: run-on sentence structure, poor grammar, and sheer incoherence. There are so many, many things to mock in this tweet.

For one thing, there’s the hokey tough talk (poor moose!) For another, there’s the fact that she’s quoting Rupert Murdoch, an Australian, saying “we didn’t buy Alaska.” Well, no, Australia didn’t buy Alaska for any purpose at all. One wonders about Mr. Murdoch’s mental acuity on that one, so what does it say about the person quoting him?

But, by far my favorite part is this: “AK (USA’s Ft. Knox)”. Funny, I always thought Ft. Knox was the USA’s Ft. Knox. I am not certain where Mrs. Palin thinks Ft. Knox is if not the USA…perhaps Australia?

Enjoy your weekend, folks. And, Sarah: keep ’em coming!

Update: A friend on Twitter asked if she was just making things up, because he couldn’t find this particular quote attributed to Rupert Murdoch. Aghast at my own poor journalistic skills, (because I had not even thought to check), I jumped right on that. I found the quote, alright, but even in this Mrs. Palin is confused. The actual quote, from Wednesday’s opening panel of the New York Forum: “We didn’t buy Alaska to look at the moose.” Just me, or does Palin’s mistake make the whole thing seem even more insidious?

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. June 26, 2010 11:00 am

    People like her make me embarrassed of my country.

  2. TroubleEveryday permalink
    June 26, 2010 9:28 am

    “Ignorance is Strength”

  3. Emmalovely permalink
    June 25, 2010 6:41 pm

    she is a stupid bitch..

    fuck that bitch

  4. June 25, 2010 5:36 pm

    This woman is a lying, bigoted piece of MOOSE DUNG. She has been sniffing gasoline for far too long. She has no belief in GOD. She is out for the money, and that is her MO.
    She is even more ignorant than the IGNORANT IDIOTS who follow her HATE message.
    How many lying morons does it take to TAKE DOWN the whole rip-publican party?

    Just one…. Moose Dung Sarah Palin.

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